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Monday, November 15, 2010

Nov. 15: Unemployment Top 10

Okay, you all know what I've been doing for the past three (3) weeks.  I don't need to go over it again...Craigslist, Indeed, Monster, Careerbuilder, etc. etc.  I thought I would take today's post in a different direction.

The TOP 10 REASONS BEING UNEMPLOYED IS BETTER THAN WORKING FOR A LIVING:

10.  No alarm clock necessary.  Job postings are on the Internet 24/7 (so you never get a day off)

9.  You are home all day to tell the annoying telemarketers you don't have any money to spend on their product.

8.  You get to watch OPRAH!

7.  Daytime dramas are even juicer than you remember.

6.  You never have to get out of your pajamas.

7.  Because of number 6, your laundry is much lighter.

5.  If it snows, you don't have to worry about how you are getting to, or home from, work.

4.  Did I mention Oprah!

3.  Your house is finally quiet and you get to be home to enjoy it.

2.  You family and friends take pity on you and buy you lunch now and then.

And the number 1 reason by being unemployed is better than working for a living ....

1.  Your purse (or wallet) isn't weighed down by all that pesky money!!!

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